May 2013
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
Watchwitchpop:
me in the mirror every morning
im 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already
netlfix:
h-u-b-c-i-t-y:
netlfix:
I JUST WANT A NEVER ENDING SLICE OF PIZZA
Smart idea, you’ll end up dying early and that it has shit loads of salt, high in carbs and calories, greasy, and all that fat. Think about what it does to your health.
shut up
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
partyintheurl:
whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?
meladoodle:
sexydanhowell:
meladoodle:
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
What?
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog...
macarena-of-time:
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
jakemalik:
*stoner voice*
i didn’t go to high school
( •_•)>⌐■-■
i went to school high
(⌐■_■)
watson483:
mobble:
my friend and i found some temple run fanfiction yesterday
this is beautiful
